What would have happened when Paul met the boys.
Management: guys this is Paul. He'll be your babysitter when you go on tour.
Paul: Hell-
Liam: Baby sitter? I thought I was.
Louis: it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Louis and this curly headed boy is Harry.
Paul: very nice to meet you lads.
Louis: -whispers- keep your wife out of his site ;) -points at harry-
Paul: -looks at Harry-
Harry: hi! -innocent smile-
Paul: why? What's gonna happen to my wif-
Zayn: hey I'm zayn. Do you like my hair? Touch it-
Paul: it's very nic-
Zayn: wait no don't cause then I'll have to kill you.
Paul: um okay.
Zayn: bitches love my hair.
Paul: you have very nice hair.
Zayn: I already know that.
Niall: hey mate. The Names Niall
Liam: Louis stop giving Harry love bites. Paul, your doing a horrible job.
Niall: Is that nando's you got there?
Liam: I'm daddy direction, what is this mahogany.
Harry: damn check out that chick!
Paul: Harry, that's my wife?
Harry: how old is she?
Louis: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
Zayn: Imma bradforad bad boy. Yo Paul man, got a mirror? Mines too small, i can't see my whole face.
Niall: I'm Irish, You're Irish. Let's be friends!
Paul: What did i sign up for.
drunkofsheeran:
I: “What did you do to celebrate the big 18th birthday?”
H: “I um,went out for a meal with my family and me and boys had some fun”.
